Prefers to drink: Sherry, Snakebites, Red Wine

Likes: Music with Melody, Tailcoats, Random Acquaintances, Spontaneous Drinking Sessions, Indian Takeaways, and warped humour

Hates: Last orders at the Bar, Working for a living, Rail Replacement Bus Services, Sportswear, and 'Sin' taxes

Likes to say: The first thing that comes into my head….I'm working on it!

On his tombstone: Don't nick my quartz crystals you teenage vandals! (Ornamental stones used to decorate posh graves)