Go To The West
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high atop a mountain, one well taller than the rest surrounding it, some
one long ago carved out a shallow cave. bars of stone as thick as a man's waist
line the wide entrance and little slips of white fuda, wards, liberally paper
bars, walls, floor and ceiling. all in all, a simple, yet highly effective,
cage. a cage for one small, skinny, wide-eyed boy. another boy stands outside
of it, dressed in the robes of a monk and the cloak of self-assurance.
Monk-
oi. Are you the one who keeps calling for me?
Boy- I
I haven't called anybody. Who're you?
Monk- Liar. I hear you all the time. It annoys the hell out of me so cut
it out, would ya? That's why
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Monk-
I'm gonna take you with me. It's not like I have much of
a choice.
two hands reach for each other, palms up and open in friendship. the iron
chains binding the Boy's hands snap like rotten wood.
In a chaos-riddled age where
Heaven and Earth mingled indiscriminately, there was a land where human and
youkai(1) could live side-by-side in peace.
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It is known by many names,
this land; "Tougenkai", "Shangri La" --- "PARADISE"
In it lies the roots of the first civilization and organized religion.
it's been who knows how long since the Monk rescued the Boy from that mountain
cave, but the two are still together, their relationship grown in an
interesting
direction. it's a friendly one, though.
I think.
Boy- Oi Sanzou! Are we there yet?! I'm so hungry I can't walk another
step!
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Boy- C'mon, can't we---
WHAP
Sanzou doesn't even let the Boy finish his sentence, whipping out a halisen
(folding fan) from Hammer Space() and smacking him over the head.
not very patient for a monk, is he? that, and a tad violent, too. but, then
again, Sanzou is an odd monk.
Boy- OWCH!
Sanzou- Quit whining! Sheesh, it's not like you die even if you get killed
Boy- It's 'cuz I'm rechargeable.
Sanzou- Don't brag!
Boy- Why couldn't Hakkai come in Jeep and pick us up? It'd be a lot eas---
Sanzou- Would you be quiet?! We're almost there so walk, you Stupid
Monkey!
*note: this work is
fiction. any resemblance to real people or events is completely unintentional.
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Boy- I don't get it, though. Why all of a sudden do Gojyo and Hakkai have
to come and meet up with us?
Sanzou-
There's something I need to find out.
Five days ago. Choan, Hall
of the Setting Sun.
an old-style Chinese pavilion in all its traditional glory stands tall above
the forested mountain crags
Voice- Hand of the Northern Heavenly Lord, Genjo Sanzou, has arrived.
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the images of three heads float disembodied on a pale screen, larger than
life. one black haired woman, one dark haired man, and one pale haired woman,
each face stern in their wisdom and compassion. in front of them kneels Sanzou.
Man- Well come, Sanzou, well come. Our apologies for the haste requested
of you by our summons.
Sanzou- No trouble, Lords.
Man- You may already be familiar with the event, but our concern pertains
to the Calamity which is even now eroding our world away. From West to East,
this disease has already touched all of Tougenkai.
Sanzou- The sudden, inexplicable Frenzy which all youkai are contracting,
followed by their loss of "Self" -- that which made them
who they were.
Man- Indeed.
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Sanzou- Nowadays, humans live in fear of youkai, thinking that they rub
elbows with Death. Tougenkyou is "paradise" in name only, more resembling
Hell. What could possibly be the source of this?
Man- Do you remember the tales of Gyumaoh, the Bull Demon King?
"Gyumaoh" --- The Greater
Youkai buried 500 years ago by Prince Nataku, warrior god, in Houtou Castle,
Tenjikukuni. He refused the idea of co-existing with humans. It's said his preference
was eating them.
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Man- It seems that someone is attempting to revive Gyumaoh.
Moreover, they are doing so
with forbidden methods-- an unholy combination of Chemistry and Demonology.
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fast forward
present.
Boy- "Forbidden?"
Why?
Sanzou- Because nobody knows what'll happen as a result.
Chemistry and Demonology have
always been incompatible, even from the start. It eventually got to the point
where the mixing of human and youkai became taboo. Thus, the Great Balance tipped,
sending out a Minus Wave across all Creation.
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past
five days ago.
Man- Genjo Sanzou. We hereby order you, accompanied by your past associates
Goku, Gojyo and Hakkai, to go West, to Tenjikukuni.
Prevent the resurrection of
Gyumaoh.
to return to all youkai their sense of Self.
to return Tougenkyou to its former state.
Sanzou- As you wish.
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back to the present
Goku- Sooo~~oo, in other words, all we gotta do is go there and make 'em
stop the experiment? Piece of cake!
Sanzou- You're clueless. ::simpleton::
Goku- Oh, didn't you say something about wanting to find out something
from Gojyo and Hakkai?
Sanzou-
That's--
whatever he was going to say gets cut off. both Goku and Sanzou are aware
enough to be able to sense the approach of unfriendlies at a goodly range, and
there are some coming now.
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two youkai. both young and fully contaminated by the Frenzy. two lone humans
look like easy pickings, apparently, and they leap at Goku and Sanzou with gusto.
it should go without saying that this is Big Mistake Number 1 on their parts.
not in the least worried, Goku holds out his hand and calls for his Nyoibo,
the magic staff appearing in an instant. he meets the attack of the one youkai
who was intelligent enough to bring a weapon
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easily throwing the punk off. the other youkai bull-rushes Sanzou,
who sidesteps the attack breezily, slipping unnoticed behind his young attacker.
Sanzou- You're slow.
WHAM.
the force of the blow sends the youkai sprawling. he doesn't get back up.
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yay! the fight is won! well, that one anyway. now how 'bout the next dozen
or two youkai who showed up in the meantime?
Goku- Don't tell me ALL these guys
Sanzou- every one a youkai turned to Gyumaoh. //thinking//
dropped my guard
Youkai-
humans
Goku- Yipe! They're all nuts!
Youkai-
humans
Youkai-
eat
Youkai-
eat them up!
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Youkai- ea---
that particular nutcase is rendered incapable of completing the word, mostly
because the upper half of his head is suddenly disconnected from the lower half.
if that hadn't killed him, getting bisected at the waist probably would have.
nearby youkai suffer the same fate, all in the same instant collapsing into
bloody pieces. a silver crescent blade at the end of a long, snaking chain flashes
in the sun, streaming blood.
Voice- There they are.
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two figures appear atop a conveniently located cliff. one is long-haired
and laid-back, a cigarette dangling from his lips. the other is more collected,
a white dragonet perched on his shoulder and polite smile on his face.
Gojyo- What the hell's gone wrong with the world, an' why the hell do
we have to be the ones to fix it? Well? Rotten Monk and Stupid Monkey.
Goku- Gojyo! Hakkai!
Hakkai- Hello! Long time no see.
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aaah, the reunion of old friends. knowing each other as well as they do,
they quickly revert into old habits and camaraderie.
uuhm
maybe I should rephrase that- "things quickly degenerate into familiar
bickering and unresolved arguments
"
Goku- Don't call me "Stupid Monkey", you Letch Kappa (2)!!
Gokyo- Well how 'bout "Chimp" then, huh?
Hakkai- ahaha, peace you two.
Sanzou- -.-;* Hakkai, how'd you find us?
Hakkai- I felt a large concentration of malignant energy in this area.
It seems that Goku, Gojyo and I are the only youkai in Tougenkai left with our
sense of Self.
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somehow, there's still one youkai left alive. how he survived I have no idea,
but seeing the crew immersed in conversation and ignoring him he takes the opportunity
to strike.
Youkai- SURPRISE ATTACK!!
though yelling it out kinda defeats the point of "surprise", don'tcha
think? not that anyone would have been surprised, anyway. Gojyo smirks and snickers
at the poor youkai's delusions. whipping around quickly, he catches the sap
by the face and squeezes. the not-so-surprise-attacker's skull is crushed in
a messy crunch.
Gojyo- Stupid moron. You'd need another 2 bzillion years before you
could pull that off. ::whoops, you can't hear
me any more, can ya?::
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more youkai show up. geez, you'd think they're growing on the surrounding
trees
Youkai- Go after that weak-looking one! :: it's a cheap
shot, but hey::
"weak-looking" one meaning Hakkai, of course. the mild-mannered
ones always look weak. Hakkai is unconcerned, however, sending the little dragon
flying off with a quiet "it's dangerous". then Hakkai himself seems
to fly, arching over the heads of the two assailing him, power gathering between
his cupped palms. a curt exclamation and the energy blasts into the two youkai,
effectively vaporizing them.
Hakkai- my, I think I've been watching Gojyo play too many video games
::eheh, "hadouken"::
Goku- 's not funny!
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Youkai- //thinking// Those earcuffs
that gold circlet
//aloud// Power Limiters?! You three are youkai?
::Gojyo- so what of it?::
Youkai- Then
why are you fighting us?
Goku- Well let's tell them then, 'kay guys? If they survive, that is!
youkai screams echo through the trees
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back to the past
five days ago
Sanzou- Sanbutsushin-sama. If I may, I would like to ask a question. Why
appoint three confirmed youkai to this mission?
Male Sanbutsushin- That they are youkai is undeniable
however, they
are human as well. Thus, they will not be affected by the Minus Wave. Only those
three can----
being acquainted with them, this is something
of which you should already be aware.
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Male Sanbutsushin- It's ironic
Goku stares in wide-eyed horror, a faceless figure with long hair toppling
in front of him, blood trailing
Male Sanbutsushin- each of you bears scars from your pasts
Hakkai stares vacantly, blood liberally smeared across body and hands
Male Sanbutsushin-
and like a spider's web they weave between you
a young Gojyo stares helplessly, blood-spattered, as a male figure
walks definitively away from him
Male Sanbutsushin-
holding all four of you together.
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Male Sanbutsushin- Power to rival that of youkai lords, coupled with a
strength of human spirit. They are Our final trump card.
Sanzou- They certainly wield considerable power. However, also certain
is the fact that cursed youkai blood flows in them. As long as it does, there
remains the possibility that they will turn their fangs on us. I believe putting
faith in that lot to be a suicidal course of action.
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Black-haired Female Sanbutsushin- False motives. False stance. Neither
changes the truth.
Sanzou-
preposterous as it may sound, I must say that the
only thing in this world in which I have any faith is my own self. That may
be blasphemy, coming from one devoted to the path of Buddha, yet
a young Sanzou stares in disbelieving shock, a figure robed as he is
lies blood-soaked on the floor, a broken rosary dangling from a broken body,
prayer beads slowly scattering
Sanzou- //thinking// from the moment I lost someone irreplaceable to me
Blonde-haired Female Sanbutsushin- Well then, believe in what the eyes
of your Heart show you.
Sanzou- "eyes of my Heart"?
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Blonde-haired Female Sanbutsushin- Meet with them once again. Look at
them with your Heart's eyes and determine for yourself what is important to
you, and in what you should place your faith.
fast forward, present. fight's over. for real this time.
I think. Gojyo
and Goku slap high-fives.
Gojyo- Aw yeah! Who's the best!
Sanzou- //thinking// "
in what I should place my faith
"
a clawed hand reaches out and grabs Goku by the ankle. yes, dear readers,
yet another youkai still holds tentatively to life, somehow. then he has to
go and do the stupid thing and draw attention to himself.
Doomed Moron-
wait
we're brothers
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Doomed Moron- You betray your own kind to side with weak and arrogant
humans, but you cannot belong there. Re-think your decision, brothers. Join
us again, won't you? In the new Youkai Reich of 1,000 years BWAHAHAHAHA-urk!
one boot, one Nyoibo and one crescent staff come together to rather dismissively
squish the offending Moron.
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Gojyo- Boo~~~~ri~~~ng. These dweebs need their lines re-written. "
side
with humans"? HA! From birth to death, the only side I'm ever on is my
own.
the sentiment is shared, Goku and Hakkai standing companionably close to
Gojyo, all three looking on the dead Moron with contempt.
Sanzou- //thinking// "
believe in what your Eyes show you
"?
Hn.
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Sanzou- Let's go. To the West.
about the same time, Tenjikukuni, Houdou Castle
Girl- Kougaiji-sama. The Eastward expansion
Kougaiji- I hear you. Interruptions will NOT be tolerated.
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Kougaiji- Dokukakuji. Yaone. You two will accompany me. You have until
tomorrow to prepare, then we go East.
he walks to the back of the room, where a stone pillar reaches for the ceiling
three stories up. near the top, the figure of a woman stretches from the stone,
carved in amazingly lifelike detail
Kougaiji- Mother. For your sake
West and East,
each makes their first move.
to the place where the sun rises.
to the place where the sun sets.
Sanzou- Oi
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Sanzou- This is NOT a road trip, you TWITS!!!
a no-top army jeep is just big enough to contain the newly christened "Sanzou
Ikkou", though it doesn't quite seem it with Goku and Gojyo sprawled across
the back seat. of course, whenever those two are in close proximity, it gets
noisy and boisterous. for the moment, fortunately, it's a friendly ruckus.
Goku- Yes! Got the squid!
Gojyo- Whoa, cool! Now pass me a beer.
Hakkai- Oh, it isn't one? Well then, perhaps it is something similar.
let the journey begin!
notes
(1) youkai. most dictionaries equate youkai with "monster"
or "demon", but that is not quite true. in many cases youkai
seem very human, except for a few things; superhuman strength and durability,
paranormal powers, some inhuman physical feature (usually elf-like pointed ears,
claws, sometimes slit-pupil eyes or a tail or some such bestial thing, sometimes
tattoos). there really isn't an English term that means anywhere close to the
same thing as youkai, so I am leaving it as is.
(2) kappa. a uniquely Japanese bogey,
kappa are essentially water-goblins. they are usually very amphibious in appearance,
being scaly (blue or green), with large, frog-like eyes, webbed hands and feet
with long fingers (sometimes they're knobby at the end like frog-toes). sometimes
they have turtle-beak like mouths. their most distinguishing feature, however,
is their heads-- they have a bowl-shaped indentation on the top of their skulls,
one that must always be filled with water. they live almost exclusively in marshes,
bogs, lake-shores or other swampy and wet areas. whether they are friendly or
mischievous depends on the myth you're reading. they are generally not very
powerful.